HEAVENS ABOVE

One of the most ambitious allround judges happened to be a highly religious person (not such an unlikely combination as you might sometimes think). He worried a lot about whether he would still be able to pursue his favourite occupation in the hereafter, and finally he went to his priest and said: Father, I wonder if there are dog shows in Heaven? As you are on speaking terms with the boss, could your please find out for me? The priest replied that he would try and told the judge to get back to him on the next Sunday. At the appointed time when the man got back, the priest informed him: My child, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that yes, indeed, there are dog shows in Heaven. The bad news is that you have been appointed to judge their next Sunday show.”

There were two buddies one with a German Shepherd and the other with a
Chihuahua. The guy with the German Shepherd says to his friend, "Let's go
over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there.

We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the German Shepherd says, "Just
follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the German
Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.

The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.

" The man with the German Shepherd says, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog." The man at the door says, "Come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair
of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my
seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua
says, "A Chihuahua???

You mean to tell me, that they gave me a Chihuahua?!"

                                                                            

THE DOG

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the cat) to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

We will of course keep this page updated so come back when you visit us again and if you like to turn your mind to a subject a bit more serious but still touching then please visit our Rainbow Bridge page where we give tribute to the dogs that are no longer with us but they will live in our hearts forever!